http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gameboy/game/564359.html

At the bottom of the page. It's 1 Kb! ONE!!!
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O__O

Wow. That is tiny.
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This, children, is a good example of a FAQ where an ASCII header is best skipped.

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http://www.mastagus.com/sash/collection/collection.html

The FAQ itself is 1,876 bytes.

565 of those are the ASCII.
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G..B...oh, I get it.
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I think it's about time we have a Biggest/Smallest/Everything in between FAQ threads we have about once a year.
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That's gotta be the record?
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Nearly an hour of studying it and I still don't understand what the point of the FAQ actually is.
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You studied it for an hour?
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I was... exaggerating.

0_o
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what do you think about this one, I just pull out of the hat!

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/game/576024.html

*g
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The first link took me nearly one minute to read the ENTIRE FAQ.
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I believe the FAQ selmiak posted is the smallest one on GameFAQs.

Or if not, definitely one of the top five.
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Okay, we need to first compile a list of different categories (smallest FAQ, largest FAQ list for a game, etc). Then we need to find such things (such as the smallest FAQ ever). Then we can put a final list of it altogether for like, historical moments *shrugs*
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog!
NO ONE GETS INSIDE OUR CIRCLE! - Shadow Ranger

What's the biggest FAQ? I was hoping to set a record.

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http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gameboy/game/577353.html

3280kb there. Don't know if it's the biggest one, but it's damn huge.
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I believe that is the biggest.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog!
NO ONE GETS INSIDE OUR CIRCLE! - Shadow Ranger

Whoa, that one's huge.

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| The things you'll regret most in life are the risks you didn't take |

Well after seeing those short FAQ's I'm no longer worried about mine being too short ^_^
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I like the first one from the simple fact that it's so small yet half of the words are incorrect.

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GSer QotD: do u have to play against the computor or can you play on your own (my computors stupid they all gang up on me)"-Civilization IV Boards

http://www.capsu.org/games/writers/hall_of_fame.html

This doesn't have smallest, but it's got biggest in EVERY aspect you could want.
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Q!

I've seen a Baseball FAQ (The NES Baseball) with 1KB before, so it doesn't really surprise me to see a file this small.
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Woot...I got on the list for Niche.


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http://www.capsu.org/games/writers/hall_of_fame.html

This doesn't have smallest, but it's got biggest in EVERY aspect you could want.

Yes, that's a good site too, but we need to take that and expand on it. Smallest FAQ ever (by bytes)
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog!
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Isnt there a 0KB FAQ?
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Well, technically, the one selmiak posted isn't even 1kb.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/game/576024.html

It's only 918 bytes.
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This is my all time favorite FAQ. It's not the smallest (close, though), but still makes me laugh every time I see it.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/apple2/game/564151.html
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^ Lol, that's actually pretty funny! Not what I was expecting.
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"It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!" - Bowser, Paper Mario: TTYD

Lol, I think that's actually smaller... *Shakes head*
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I bet I have seen over 100 of these topics in the last 3 years.

I think there is a 0KB one, not really 0 but something below 0.5 KB which rounds down. Not really sure.
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FAQs - 15 [683KB] | Currently Looking For Something To FAQ!

I guess I added an oldest FAQ list even though it was wrong - the oldest FAQs tend to be undated - but at least it stopped people asking once a month. So perhaps a smallest FAQ list is needed, even if it just lists the eight (I think) "0" KB texts out there. Kinda pointless, but if it saves forum bandwidth, why not?

My Mega Man Xtreme Damage Data guide was less than 1 kb (and less than a page long) before I converted it into an image file.

Mega Man Xtreme Page-
http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gbcolor/game/436921.html

Of course now it is 44 kbs, so it isn't small by any means anymore.

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Woah...that Picross FAQ crashed my PC!



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Here's another 1k one.
http://db.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/chips_challenge.txt
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"Just then, I felt strange. The voices in GTA were telling me to beat the soccer mom up. I pulled out my rocket launcher, and blew her through the window." - APOCOLYPSE100

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/game/588481.html

What do I win?

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