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| From: FecalLord | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:45:10 PM | Message Detail |
| God dammit. I think we should make this board accessible to people only with at least one FAQ already posted... -------- But what about the new author's that need help? Actually that would probably force them to post their question on the help part of this split board, hmmmm. ~Dan --- "IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE FIRE" ~Zelda II "Sound levels can fool you." ~VirtualBoy manual |
| From: kevinb500 | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:46:10 PM | Message Detail |
| *calmly breaks out his trusty can of "Troll-be-Gone®* --- Classic Arcade FAQ's 'R' Us We are here to make you into lifetakers and heartbreakers. |
| From: Dark Vortex | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:47:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Holy ****. Who the hell are all these people? --- Whatever it is, I didn't do it! |
| From: Warhawk | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:59:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Interesting link --- CRP: 12949 | FAQS: 11 | KB: 693 FAQ Outlaws | |
| From: BSulpher | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:04:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Ah yes, the flood of fools will follow ANY Ceej topic. It could be made in the most obscure location on GFAQs, yet the word of mouth would get the idiots out in droves. The really sad thing is that they think by posting in his topic is something special, where as it is the same as posting in any other topic. --- Yap, yap, yap! Shut your trap! - Flak |
| From: TheSHiFT | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:04:56 PM | Message Detail |
| Ha --- You can do anything at http://www.zombo.com |
| From: KatThePoet | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:05:24 PM | Message Detail |
No, I'm not moderating him for off-topic, you MMA whores. --- Kat Well, I hear your name pop up from time to time in derogatory comments from angry users, so you're obviously doing something right. - CJayC |
| From: kevinb500 | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:07:34 PM | Message Detail |
| *hands the real FCB members their own cans of "Troll-Be-Gone®"* --- Classic Arcade FAQ's 'R' Us We are here to make you into lifetakers and heartbreakers. |
| From: Dark Vortex | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:08:21 PM | Message Detail |
| *uses it up in two seconds* Need replacement Kevin! :) --- Whatever it is, I didn't do it! |
| From: Warhawk | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:08:34 PM | Message Detail |
| *it seems weird seeing KatThePoet post here at the FCB, yet I've seen him post in CE* --- CRP: 12949 | FAQS: 11 | KB: 693 FAQ Outlaws | |
| From: kevinb500 | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:09:50 PM | Message Detail |
| *brings out a case of "Troll-Be-Gone®"* Have at it. --- Classic Arcade FAQ's 'R' Us We are here to make you into lifetakers and heartbreakers. |
| From: Dark Vortex | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:10:55 PM | Message Detail |
| And you even go through the trouble of patenting it. :P --- Whatever it is, I didn't do it! |
| From: kevinb500 | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:14:30 PM | Message Detail |
| *chuckles* You can make some good money with this stuff here. You would be amazed. Of course, it isn't guaranteed safe at LUE though, afraid the toxic effects may be too much *nods* --- Classic Arcade FAQ's 'R' Us We are here to make you into lifetakers and heartbreakers. |
| From: Son Kain | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:20:05 PM | Message Detail |
| I feel so much safer that Gbness and Kevin are around. --- IGN Guides - http://guides.ign.com/ Project(s) - Headhunter: Redemption (Soon - LifeLine) |
| From: Gbness | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:20:05 PM | Message Detail |
| *takes TWO cans from Kevin, opens them, and sprays every single bit of them on the whole topic* *buys $50 worth of more* Good, let's get the fools who make all these off-topic posts and worship CJayC like a god when he's a normal human and feel the need to troll all over his topics out. --- [ #72 ] FAQs: 18 - 2270K | Please don't kill Gbness! Got something nice to say or post? Post it at Board 19313 - Space Harrier. |
| From: Mr Jason | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:20:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Damn it, this is one of the reason's Jeff doesn't tell us anything about him, Brown Nosing Fan Boys who only come here to suck up... --- Thank you, St. Peter. I look forward to hearing your response to the following: ( | ) This is your ass. It is very fat.-Seanbaby |
| From: Dark Vortex | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:22:44 PM | Message Detail |
| *sprays some on Gbness* whoops! My hand must've slipped. --- Whatever it is, I didn't do it! |
| From: KoopaKid | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:24:50 PM | Message Detail |
| As you enter the SHOWROOM, perform a rolling dodge to the left. Grab a free PAPER TAPE MEASURE and a handful of IKEA EMBLAZONED GOLF PENCILS from the kiosk near the entryway. The PENCILS serve quite well as ranged weapons, but it will take some time to master their use. Before venturing further in the world, stand at the kiosk and practice hurling GOLF PENCILS at patrons as they enter the SHOWROOM. Ha ha ha! --- [www.acrossthesky.com] |
| From: Corbon440 | Posted: 1/26/2004 5:58:36 PM | Message Detail |
| Nice idea. I used to have some furniture from Ikea and right now I can't get their slogan out of my head. --- I|¯ I|¯| I|¯) I|¯) I|¯| I|\ | I|_ I|_| I|¯\ I|_) I|_| I| \| 440 [356 and counting...] |
| From: JeMeR14 | Posted: 1/26/2004 6:19:12 PM | Message Detail |
| I didn't find that funny at all. --- I am Canadian. www.PETA.org |
| From: Devin Morgan | Posted: 1/26/2004 6:19:15 PM | Message Detail |
| I swear, is there some red alert beacon lit whenever CJayC posts a topic, that leads these people to it? It's unreal. --- Devin Morgan | CRP #3579 Prolific Writers' Ranking Page: http://www.accentral.net/list.php |
| From: me frog | Posted: 1/26/2004 6:20:28 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO! That's nice... And to all these stupid fanboys, do you have some kind of radar that tells you where Ceej posts? You just appear and start flooding the board with "OMG TEH CEEJCEE!!!111ELEVEN1!!!!" messages. Seriously, get out of here and get a life. No wonder Jeff doesn't post much anymore. Thanks to these guys, this is probably the last fun topic Ceej will make for a while... --- Homer Simpson:Hello? Operator? Give me the number for 911! If you can't impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity |
| From: Snow Dragon | Posted: 1/26/2004 7:11:36 PM | Message Detail |
| I heard there's an Ikea going up in Dallas. 30 miles away from me, baby \m/ \m/ --- "So he says to me, 'You got legs, baby. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!'" http://www.geocities.com/bruisedeg0 |
| From: Snow Dragon | Posted: 1/26/2004 7:13:05 PM | Message Detail |
| Also, I wish CJayC would post more at the review board too. --- "So he says to me, 'You got legs, baby. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!'" http://www.geocities.com/bruisedeg0 |
| From: SubSane | Posted: 1/26/2004 10:26:16 PM | Message Detail |
| I could have used that when I bought this computer desk a few years back. Ah well, hilarity indeed! --- ........SERENITY NOW!!!........ ::Elite Rogue:: {//=|RDoN|=\\} |
| From: SubSane | Posted: 1/26/2004 10:31:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Heh, I just read the posts in the topic. This fascination with some guy from Texas is another one of those things I'll never understand. --- ........SERENITY NOW!!!........ ::Elite Rogue:: {//=|RDoN|=\\} |
| From: Aqueous Cross | Posted: 1/26/2004 10:43:08 PM | Message Detail |
| If you inadvertently find yourself trapped behind one of these morons and have selected a vehicle with side-mounted rocket-launchers, use them now. ROFL |
| From: Eat at KFC Today | Posted: 1/26/2004 11:57:32 PM | Message Detail |
| IKEA sells ****, every piece of furniture I've bought from them has fallen apart. Plus I get lost every time I walk in there. --- Come KFC what I post LOL! Your username is spamming! ~~Rat Guy |
| From: Rodri316 | Posted: 1/27/2004 12:01:46 AM | Message Detail |
| If I knew what IKEA was, I might contribute to the laughing...>_> --- Current FAQ Project: The Legend of Zelda: Adventure of Link Trivia League II Record: 1-0 Rank: 1/16 Tied with 7 |
| From: Aqueous Cross | Posted: 1/27/2004 12:34:43 AM | Message Detail |
| If I knew what IKEA was, I might contribute to the laughing...>_> they sell furniture |
| From: Avan | Posted: 1/27/2004 2:02:31 AM | Message Detail |
| Ha-ha! Good one, CJay. Now I can show some people a thing or two I found out from the IKEA FAQ. :) Where did everyone come from suddenly? So this is why CJay never posts anymore. It's like his posts have a GPS device hidden... These people keep swarming round his posts like moths attracted to a spotlight. Kev, I think we need a whole ICBM of Troll-Be-Gone®... Forget the suitcase! --- Virtual-On Gamers Zone - http://www.vogz.cjb.net VOGZ Forums - http://pub28.ezboard.com/bvirtualgamerszone |
| From: winnie the poop | Posted: 1/27/2004 4:54:08 AM | Message Detail |
| *doesn't suck up* --- "...imitation is suicide..." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| From: Pidgeotto | Posted: 1/27/2004 5:56:28 AM | Message Detail |
| Yes, we definitely need this board restricted. For users with at least a FAQ contributed to get rid of the idiot fanboys. --- "...since Greece is in Western Europe, right?"- peach freak http://www.geocities.com/paffkabg/paffkcarp.gif - 5kg Common carp |
| From: robbman | Posted: 1/27/2004 6:11:15 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm Swedish, I don't think I need to say more. IKEA rules. *damn, I'm missing a screw* --- robb Don't bother your brain with things you don't understand. |
| From: necropenguin | Posted: 1/27/2004 6:37:33 AM | Message Detail |
| That was great. Now if only there was a Super Walmart walkthrough... --- GnBS elite, and Titans captain - The black uniforms make my ass look great! "The Penguin, aye? Who's his victim this time?" - Batman |
| From: Avan | Posted: 1/27/2004 6:48:03 AM | Message Detail |
| A single FAQ won't do. At least 100KB - else, everyone'll make a single, crap, 5kb FAQ just to gain access to the board. Back to square one. Alternately, make it a special board for the regulars - but that wouldn't be very fair. More like selfish, actually. --- Virtual-On Gamers Zone - http://www.vogz.cjb.net VOGZ Forums - http://pub28.ezboard.com/bvirtualgamerszone |
| From: Gallavant | Posted: 1/27/2004 7:10:28 AM | Message Detail |
| 100kb isn't fair either. That way we just separate the authors into more groups. Then we could have: Non-authors, non-prolifics and prolifics. Plus, that'll just get the newbies using filler to fill their FAQs, which is something that's equally as bad, if not even worse, then this. Plus, I then wouldn't be able to see the board. :( :(. I have written only 50 kb or so, but at least I don't spam here. --- Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy wealthy and dead. |
| From: Avan | Posted: 1/27/2004 7:29:31 AM | Message Detail |
| How about this, make a new board: FAQ Contributors - Regulars, where it's a sign-up board for the FCB regulars, closed to everyone else. Then CJay can post in peace :) --- Virtual-On Gamers Zone - http://www.vogz.cjb.net VOGZ Forums - http://pub28.ezboard.com/bvirtualgamerszone |
| From: Joni Philips | Posted: 1/27/2004 8:00:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Great walktrough, I love Ikea. My desk and the closet for my TV all come from there. --- Goku- Look Vegeta! People popcorn! Vegeta- Ah! What is he on?! |
| From: Chillin At The Store | Posted: 1/27/2004 9:21:18 AM | Message Detail |
| Could you mark Ceejus for off topic posting? *just asking, I won't maek him* --- RLN³³ What you say!! |
| From: Joni Philips | Posted: 1/27/2004 9:50:01 AM | Message Detail |
| How is it off topic? But if you'd want to, you could mark him. And yes, he was once moderated. --- Goku- Look Vegeta! People popcorn! Vegeta- Ah! What is he on?! |
| From: GurraJG | Posted: 1/27/2004 9:59:08 AM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, a guide which mokes IKEA. As a proud Swede, I HATE IKEA. That was one good guide. --- "Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" Obi-Wan Kenobi, STAR WARS Episode IV: A New Hope http://users.ign.com/collection/GurraJG |
| From: me frog | Posted: 1/27/2004 2:13:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, I think a mod modded CJayC for him calling someone a "lamer", then instantly retired. And I don't care what the conditions are, as long as we can do anything to keep this fanboys from flooding the board -_- --- Homer Simpson:Hello? Operator? Give me the number for 911! If you can't impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity |
| From: Rodri316 | Posted: 1/27/2004 2:17:06 PM | Message Detail |
| That mod was Nemesis. --- Current FAQ Project: The Legend of Zelda: Adventure of Link Trivia League II Record: 1-0 Rank: 1/16 Tied with 7 |
| From: bruinsrock92 | Posted: 1/27/2004 2:21:59 PM | Message Detail |
| hehe maby the fun cjayc is back? i hope so --- i become a veteran in April 2004 |
| From: x23sephiroth23x | Posted: 1/27/2004 4:21:34 PM | Message Detail |
| why was my "y hello thar seej" post moderated?? all i did was say Hi i would contest it but i have a failed on on my record and for that post i was warned for it --- http://www.4president.org/nixon1968poster.gif You have been Nixoned! snes/nes collection- http://users.ign.com/collection/X23Sephiroth23X |
| From: War Doc | Posted: 1/27/2004 4:27:33 PM | Message Detail |
| *coughtrolled coughdisruptive coughzeroFAQs* --- 1 lb C4, 200 ft det cord, cable, and battery is a great problem solver Living by chance, loving by choice, killing by profession |
| From: me frog | Posted: 1/27/2004 4:34:08 PM | Message Detail |
| to the fanboy that asked the question: you, as well as a bunch of other people, were flooding the boards with SEEJAYSEE OMGWTFLOL messages, which is disruptive here. Do that on the MBA board. --- Homer Simpson:Hello? Operator? Give me the number for 911! If you can't impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity |
| From: Devin Morgan | Posted: 1/27/2004 5:21:03 PM | Message Detail |
| How about you and the others go back to LUE and leave this board alone? It's obvious none of you were ever here before, so why start now if you're not gonna use some sense, sorry to say? --- Devin Morgan | CRP #3579 Prolific Writers' Ranking Page: http://www.accentral.net/list.php |
| From: Gbness | Posted: 1/27/2004 5:31:20 PM | Message Detail |
| ^^ Word up. And yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Some fool from LUE must have just been browsing around the site and then posted a link to this on LUE, and then the people there just went over to this place. 'Tis a sad thing, but at least some people are getting moderated. --- [ #72 ] FAQs: 18 - 2270K | Please don't kill Gbness! Got something nice to say or post? Post it at Board 19313 - Space Harrier. |
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