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From: CJayC | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:41:22 PM | Message Detail
This one was too funny to pass up...

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/the_nonexpert_ikea.php

(Warning: A little language. But not much.)

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Wait, no, "Buttershots". I'm drunk with "Buttershots"!
From: Mr Jason | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:43:55 PM | Message Detail
Heh...Funny...Nice to see we have the fun Cjay back...
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Thank you, St. Peter. I look forward to hearing your response to the following: ( | )
This is your ass. It is very fat.
-Seanbaby
From: peach freak | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:44:16 PM | Message Detail
CJayC, I saw you Rejected my Save for Bad Format, and my Saves are gsv format. How do I make my Saves on my PC SPS format? Thanks!
From: Mr Jason | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:45:54 PM | Message Detail
Gah....Don't mean to be disrespectful PF, but isn't it hard to ask that the man has a little fun and doesn't have to be bombarded with questions?
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Thank you, St. Peter. I look forward to hearing your response to the following: ( | )
This is your ass. It is very fat.
-Seanbaby
From: djg40 | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:46:51 PM | Message Detail
As you enter the main area, you will see an EKHARD oiled solid-oak dining sideboard. Quickly kick it apart to acquire the TABLE LEG WITH NAIL.

XD

Good stuff, CJayC.

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Current Project(s): Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance (PS2)
From: peach freak | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:47:31 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, I know. But to be honest, that FAQ is funny CJayC.
From: djg40 | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:47:37 PM | Message Detail
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From: djg40 | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:52:39 PM | Message Detail
Congratulations -- you've beaten IKEA! Now sit back and enjoy the end sequence: a splitting headache and a screaming match with your spouse over lunch at APPLEBEE'S. You've earned it!

=D

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Psycho Penguin: "I don't know how I got so high."
Current Project(s): Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance (PS2)
From: Michael Tyler | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:53:08 PM | Message Detail

How much you wanna bet we'll be seeing that FAQ on Dave's site within the next few days?

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From: BSulpher | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:53:45 PM | Message Detail
just awesome.
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From: Crazyreyn | Posted: 1/26/2004 2:59:36 PM | Message Detail
LOL
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From: kevinb500 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:00:21 PM | Message Detail
*laughs* Now there's a practical FAQ to have. I agree, Dave will be whining for it.

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From: antseezee | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:08:27 PM | Message Detail
Humorous for a joke, but that's still an awful lot of work for a simple joke.
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From: GBFrost | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:30:37 PM | Message Detail
Heh *bows*
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From: djg40 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:31:16 PM | Message Detail
And here comes the flood, right on cue.

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From: Lord Gremio | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:31:16 PM | Message Detail
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From: Cyborg14 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:32:36 PM | Message Detail
LMAO! That was pretty damn funny.
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From: The Watcher | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:33:05 PM | Message Detail
Wow... CJayC... making a joke topic?

*laughs*
Funny stuff.
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From: Theo4888 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:35:47 PM | Message Detail
LOL!

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From: MogTheMog | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:37:45 PM | Message Detail
sweet the fun CJayC is back!
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From: nintendomaster14 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:39:32 PM | Message Detail
Is it just me or were there like 50 people never seen before who just posted??!!!
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From: Kusanagi | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:39:45 PM | Message Detail
Wow, brown nosers...
::Feels odd among all the stalkers::
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Nothing like having a name and sig that tells people almost nothing about you.
::Forgotten, but never gone::
From: Sir Bobert Fishbone | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:41:12 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, don't you love all the people who you've never seen before flooding the topic just because CJay made it? Geez.

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You're Winner!!
From: nintendomaster14 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:41:45 PM | Message Detail
kinda like you?
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From: djg40 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:42:01 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, don't you love all the people who you've never seen before flooding the topic just because CJay made it? Geez.

And you are...?

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Psycho Penguin: "I don't know how I got so high."
Current Project(s): Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance (PS2)
From: syphonbyte | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:42:26 PM | Message Detail
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From: Shine Getter | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:44:55 PM | Message Detail
Hehehe, that's a good one Ceej.
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From: Shine Getter | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:45:16 PM | Message Detail
Oh, and nice sig, Lore r0XX0rz.
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From: Snake316 | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:54:40 PM | Message Detail
Damn, this thing isn't at 500 yet?
I'm impressed.
I thought it would've been 500'D within the hr.
Oh well.

Good stuff Ceej
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-Solid Snake
From: cyber ice | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:54:55 PM | Message Detail
omg, does CjayC refreshes to see what people post?
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That this will end up like PSO, and everything will be hacked and dooped??? - LunarHawk99
From: Space Medafighter X | Posted: 1/26/2004 3:58:10 PM | Message Detail
10 minutes later=10+ stupid posts.
My god people, CJayC is HUMAN! He's not a god or something! Give him a break!
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May the Yami Shinjiketto rise again!
I control darkness. You do not. Moral: Darkness pwns j00.
From: Masamune3 | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:02:31 PM | Message Detail
God dammit. I think we should make this board accessible to people only with at least one FAQ already posted...

People coming out of nowhere pronouncing CJayC as their God, when they can't even spell his username correctly.

ON another note, that's a great link. :D
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From: PitchIsBack | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:25:34 PM | Message Detail

Hilarious, Ceej. :)

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From: cybercheese | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:40:44 PM | Message Detail
OMG maybe if I beg him enough CjayC will adopt me and I'll become the sole heir to GameFAQ's!!!
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From: Gbness | Posted: 1/26/2004 4:44:54 PM | Message Detail
Nice link, CJayC. On an unrelated note, I am currently busy marking everyone who's going around with stuff like "OMgggggggggg IT'S CEEJC YOU ARE GOD!" or "CEEJ CAN I HAVE YOUR SITE PLZ", etc.

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